“You had to make a big fuss,” Colby reprimanded Stan.
“She’s hot!” Stan exclaimed, gesturing toward the store. “I want to see her naked and have her babies.” He continued extolling the mystery woman’s virtues, loudly.
“Shut up!” Gavin tugged Stan’s shirt front until the tall man was bent almost double to be at eye level with his shorter friend. “You upset Avery. When she gets back, you’re going to apologize.”
“Because you’re an ignorant, ungrateful, inconsiderate prick,” Gavin said in a matter-of-fact tone. “And because she’s our friend and you made her feel bad.”
“Is it my fault she’s built like a guy? And she’s short—like Napoleon short. Like Munchkin short, like Oompa Loompa….”
“We get it!” Colby said, smacking Stan in the head. “I’m going after her,” he told Gavin. “I can’t go in, but at least I can tap on the door.”
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